December 2011
I’m away to get pissed. Happy new year for when it comes lads.
no bev, no fags, no sexy people to kiss
Just opened the door in my pants to some wee old man and his dog, happy new year.
The only thing I’ll be getting close to at midnight is alcohol.
new year's resolution
2008: lose weight
2009: lose weight
2010: lose weight
2011: lose weight
2012: lose weight
foolsgoldd:
I’m in love with both of them
Scared I’m getting raped tonight at the bells as I’ll be the only girl there, yey.
me: hey can i go out with friends
dad: yeah ok have fu-
mum: YOU ARE GOING TO GET RAPED TAKE THIS SWORD YOU WILL PROBABLY NEED IT